erichudsonpls:

Uh… do I need to show you one?

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Yes,probably.

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eric,  

erichudsonpls:

They’re condoms. For females.

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So like….just regular condoms.

92 ♥6 hours ago // via
eric,  

of-the-cross:

I’m sorry, did you need something?

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Oh,nah dude. I was just passing by. Did you not want a response? Oops,sorry.

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Misterwives
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teddiefloros:

No, no, I get it. My little sister just looked at me one day and told me that she was going to call me Teddie and I guess it just kind of stuck.

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Ahh,okay. Aw,that’s adorable. I’ve always wanted to have a lil’ sis. What’s her name?

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teddiefloros:

Thank you, darling. Fun fact, I didn’t get that nickname until I was an adult.

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Oh,seriously? Well,Theodora’s sort of like…a classic name and everyone’s just trying to modernize things nowadays. —no offense,though! Theodora’s super pretty.

83 ♥1 day ago // via

of-the-cross:

- So, I’m actually at home now, but…

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Woohoo for being home!

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ffsruby:

No, no, no. I did not steal their dog. Now come get some paint with me.

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I saw you,though! It was in my pet shop! You’re lucky we’re like,over flowing with dogs or else I would’ve said something.

teddiefloros:

Teddie. You may call me Teddie.

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Alright,awesome! Teddie’s a pretty cool name.

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silas-holm:

Um- The Roman general is, yeah. My dog’s very much alive, though. Thank goodness.

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OH. Oh,okay. Well yay! Good.

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